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SEASON 1 M*A*S*H -- The Pilot.
September 17, 1972
Written by: Larry Gelbart
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: Karen Philipp, Patrick Adiarte, G. Wood, Timothy Brown, Linda Meiklejohn, Laura Miller, George Morgan
Plot:Ho John the Korean houseboy of the Swamp, is accepted to attend school at Hawkeye's alma mater. To the indignation of Majors Houlihan and Burns, Trapper and Hawkeye raise money to send Ho John to Maine by raffling a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse. The winner of the raffle was aptly enough, Father Mulcahy!
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To Market, To Market.
September 24, 1972
Written by: Burt Styler
Directed by: Michael O'Herlihy
Guest Stars: G. Wood, Robert Ito, Jack Soo, John C. Johnson
Plot: The 4077th supply of hydrocortisone is hijacked by black marketeers, leaving Trapper and Hawkeye to strike a deal with a local black marketeer to get some more. To complete the deal, Henry's antique oak desk is surrendered by chopper as Henry looks on unbelievingly.
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Requiem for a Lightweight.
October 1, 1972
Written by: Bob Klane
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Marcia Strassman, Sorrell Booke, Mike McGirr
Plot: Trapper the great comes to the aid of a nurse by entering the intercamp boxing tournament to save her from being transferred out at Margaret's request. (I was going for Trap the whole time-Tanya)
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Chief Surgeon Who?
October 8, 1972
Written by: Larry Gelbart
Directed by: E. W. Swackhamer
Guest Stars: Linda Meiklejohn, Jack Riley, Sorrell Booke, Timothy Brown, Odessa Cleveland, Jamie Farr
Plot: Hawkeye is named chief surgeon over Frank much to the anger of both Frank and Margaret. (And over Trapper much to Tanya's indignation!) The Majors call a general who arrives to the camp only to meet Klinger. The general affirms the camp is nuts and proclaims Hawkeye a genius.
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The Moose.
October 15, 1972
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Paul Jenkins, Virginia Lee, Craig Jue, Barbara Brownell, Patrick Adiarte, Tim Brown
Plot: Hawkeye wins a Korean girl as servant from a sergeant who bought her. The girl then has a hard time understanding Hawkeye when he tells her she is free.
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Yankee Doodle Doctor.
October 22, 1972
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: Lee Philips
Guest Stars: Ed Flanders, Bert Kramer, Herb Voland
Plot: Trapper and Hawkeye create a movie about war-life in response to a request from a brigadier general. Trapper toots a horn. Literally.
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Bananas, Crackers, and Nuts.
November 5, 1972
Written by: Burt Styler
Directed by: Bruce Bilson
Guest Star: Stuart Margolin
Plot: Hawkeye fakes insanity after being denied R&R, in turn causing many problems for the psychiatrist sent to study him.
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Cowboy.
November 12, 1972
Written by: Bob Klane
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Billy Green Bush, Alicia Bond, Rick Moses, Joe Corey
Plot: A chopper pilot decides to kill Henry after being denied a request to return home. (As you do-Tanya)
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Henry, Please Come Home.
November 19, 1972
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: William Wiard
Guest Stars: G. Wood
Plot: Henry is transferred to administrative duty in Tokyo following the great success rate of the 4077th. Trapper and Hawkeye talk Radar into pretending to be ill to get Henry back.
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I Hate a Mystery.
November 26, 1972
Written by: Hal Dressner
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Bonnie Jones, Linda Meiklejohn
Plot: Hawkeye becomes the chief suspect in a stealing epidemic causing him to do some investigating of his own, which leads him to Ho John (who still hasn't left for Maine).
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Germ Warfare.
December 10, 1972
Written by: Larry Gelbart
Directed by Terry Becker
Guest Stars: Robert Gooden, Karen Philipp, Byron Chung
Plot: Hawkeye steals a pint of Frank's blood and suspects Frank of hepatitis. He, Trapper and Radar work frantically to keep him away from everyone.
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Dear Dad.
December 17, 1972
Written by: Larry Gelbart
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: Bonnie Jones, Lizabeth Deen, Gary Van Orman
Plot: Hawkeye writes his dad, describing the antics of the camp. He talks about Father Mulcahy convincing Klinger not tocommit suicide (which despite the rumour is not painless!). At the end, Hawkeye goes to the front dressed as Santa to help save a wounded soldier.
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Edwina.
December 24, 1972
Written by: Hal Dresner
Directed by: James Sheldon
Guest Stars: Arlene Golonka, Linda Meiklejohn, Marcia Strassman
Plot: The nurses go to extremes to find Nurse Eddie a date, and decide that none of them will go out on a date until Eddie finds someone. Hawkeye draws the short straw ending in much hilarity.
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Love Story.
January 7, 1973
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: Earl Bellamy
Guest Stars: Kelly Jean Peters, Indira Danks, Barbara Brownell
Plot: Radar gets a "Dear John" letter. In an attempt to cheer him up, Trapper and Hawkeye introduce him with a new nurse who's into classical literature and music. Radar's attempted intellectualism makes him a hit with the nurse.
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Tuttle.
January 14, 1973
Written by: Bruce Shelly and David Ketchum
Directed by: William Wiard
Guest Stars: Herb Voland, Mary-Robin Redd, James Sikking
Plot: Trapper, Hawkeye, and Radar invent a fictitious Capt. Tuttle and donate his salary to the local orphanage. Almost caught out, Hawkeye must sorrowfully tell the camp that Tuttle leaped from a chopper without a parachute. Very moving.
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The Ringbanger.
January 21, 1973
Written by: Jerry Mayer
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Leslie Neilsen, Linda Meiklejohn
Plot:Trapper, Hawkeye and Radar try to send home a colonel with a high casualty record before anyone else gets killed.
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Sometimes You Hear the Bullet.
January 28, 1973
Written by: Carl Kleinschmitt
Directed by: William Wiard
Guest Stars: James Callahan, Ronny Howard, Lynette Mettey
Plot: Hawkeye is unable to save an old journalist friend who is killed at the front. The death spurs Hawkeye to send an underaged soldierhome.On the other side of the coin, Frank does his back in and applies for a Purple Heart.
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Dear Dad...Again.
February 4, 1973
Written by: Sheldon Keller and Larry Gelbart
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Alex Henteloff, Gail Bowman, Odessa Cleveland
Plot: Hawkeye tells his dad of the cooling romance between Frank and Margaret, as well as Radar's interesting correspondance course.
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The Longjohn Flap.
February 18, 1973
Written by: Alan Alda
Directed by: William Wiard
Guest Stars: Kathleen King, Joseph Perry
Plot: Hawkeye gets a pair of much envied longjohns from home. Feeling sorry for Trapper, who has a cold, he gives him the longjohns. Trapper then opens his own heart by passing on the longjohns, which then move through the hands of most of the camp before coming back to Hawkeye.
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The Army-Navy Game.
February 25, 1973
Written by: Sid Dorfman
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: Alan Manson, David Doyle, Tom Richards
Plot: The camp tunes-in to the Army-Navy football game, only to get bombed. They find an unexploded shell in the compound, which explodes with American propaganda flyers when Trapper and Hawkeye attempt to defuse it.
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Sticky Wicket.
March 4, 1973
Written by: Laurence Marks and Larry Gelbart
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Wayne Bryan, Lynette Mettey, Bonnie Jones
Plot: Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgeon ability. Then one of Hawkeye's patients starts failing, Hawkeye starts questioning his own abilities.
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Major Fred C. Dobbs.
March 11, 1973
Written by: Sid Dorfman
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Harvey J. Goldenberg
Plot: A rather silly episode where Frank is convinced to stay at the 4077th after wanting to transfer, after he hears that Trapper and Hawkeye have discovered gold. Frank becomes very impressed when he finds, amongst other things, a gilded jeep.
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Ceasefire.
March 18, 1973
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: Earl Bellamy
Guest Stars: Herb Voland
Plot: The 4077th hears that a ceasefire has started and erupts into celebration, only to have their hopes shattered when wounded start to arrive.
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Showtime.
March 25, 1973
Written by: Robert Klane and Larry Gelbart
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Joey Forman, Harvey Goldenberg, Stanley Clay, Sheila Lauritsen, Oksun Kim
Plot: It'sssssssss show time for the MASH team!
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Divided We Stand.
September 15, 1973
Written by: Larry Gelbart
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Anthony Holland
Plot: General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist to examine personnel at the 4077th. Despite Henry telling the camp to be on their best behavior, or else they will be split up; the 4077th still act with their usual insanity.
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5 O'Clock Charlie.
September 22, 1973
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Norman Tokar
Guest Stars: Norman Tokar
Plot: An unskilled North Korean pilot bombs near the camp and Frank decides that the pilot should be shot down.
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Radar's Report.
September 29, 1973
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Joan Van Ark, Allan Arbus, Tom Dever
Plot: Radar's weekly report reflects the goings-on at the 4077th. Klinger receives word that Leverne is willing to get hitched.
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For the Good of the Outfit.
October 6, 1973
Written by: Jerry Mayer
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Frank Aletter
Plot: Trapper and Hawkeye plan to rebuild Tai Dong; a South Korean village, and plan to install a soft serve ice-cream maker among other things.
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Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde.
October 13, 1973
Written by: Alan Alda and Robert Klane
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Jackie Cooper
After being on duty for 3 days straight, Hawkeye decides to send the camp's latrine to North Korea.
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Kim.
October 20, 1973
Written by: Marc Mandel, Larry Gelbart, and Laurence Marks
Directed by: William Wiard
Guest Stars: Leslie Evans, Edgar Raymond Miller, Ray Poss, Maggie Roswell, Momo Yashima
Plot: Away from home and his daughters, Trapper grows fond of an orphaned Korean boy named Kim, and decides to adopt him.
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L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel).
October 27, 1973
Written by: Carl Kleinschmitt
Directed by: William Wiard
Guest Stars: Corinne Camacho, Burt Young, Jerry Zaks
Plot: Trapper, Hawkeye and Radar use some pranks to blackmail a lieutenant so Corporal Walker can marry a local Korean girl.
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The Trial of Henry Blake.
November 3, 1973
Written by: McLean Stevenson, Larry Gelbart, and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Hope Summers, Robert F. Smimon, Jack Aaron
Plot: Majors Houlihan and Burns charge Colnel Blake with being unfitn to command. Nurse Meg Cratty to comes to his aid at the hearing.
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Dear Dad...Three.
November 10, 1973
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Mills Watson, Sivi Aberg, Arthue Abelson
Plot: A somewhat racist sergeant asks for the right coloured blood during an operation. Trapper and Hawkeye use a little paint to teach him a lesson.
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The Sniper.
November 17, 1973
Written by: Richard M. Powell
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Teri Garr, Marcia Gelman, Dennis Troy
Plot: A lone sniper (No grassy knol nearby) has the camp in fear, and traps Radar and Henry in the shower. The attacker believes he's assaulting McArthur's headquarters.
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Carry On, Hawkeye.
November 24, 1973
Written by: Bernard Dilbert, Larry Gelbart, and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Lynette Mettey, Gwen Farrell, Marcia Gelman
Plot: Hawkeye is the only one not struck with the flu. Trapper is the first of the fluey casualties, and the rest soon follow.
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The Incubator.
December 1, 1973
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Robert F. Simon, Logan Ramsey, Vic Tayback
Plot: Trapper and Hawkeye try to get a desperately needed incubator for the hospital.
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Deal Me Out.
December 8, 1973
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: Pat Morita, Allan Arbus, Edward Winter, John Ritter
Plot: The weekly poker game is stopped when Radar drives into Whiplash Wang. A wounded soldier wants to kill Frank and receives counseling from Sidney Freedman.
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Hot Lips and Empty Arms.
December 15, 1973
Written by: Linda Bloodworth and Mary Kay Place
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Jackie Cooper
Plot: Margaret requests a transfer from the 4077th and decides to dump Frank.
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Officers Only.
December 22, 1973
Written by: Ed Jurist
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Robert F. Simon, Robert Weaver, Clyde Kusatsu
Plot: Trapper and Hawkeye are rewarded with an officer's club open to all personnel after saving General Mitchell's son.
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Henry in Love.
January 5, 1974
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Katherine Baumann, Odessa Cleveland, Sheila Lauritsen
Plot: While in Tokyo, Henry falls for Nancy Sue Parker, a former cheerleader from the Ohio State University. Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar try to prevent Henry from letting his marriage go up in smoke over her; especially after she locks lips with Hawkeye.
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For Want of a Boot.
January 12, 1974
Written by: Sheldon Keller
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Michael Lerner, Suzanne Zenor, Johnny Kaymer
Plot: Hawkeye goes to great lengths and promises many favours to get a new pair of boots. He asks Zale to get him some, but Zale needs an appointment with the camp dentist, who will only do it if he gets a pass to Tokyo. Henry will only give the pass if Margaret gets off his back, which she will do only if everyone throws a party for Frank's birthday. The party needs a cake, and Radar will only get the cake if he has a date with Nurse Murphy, who will only date someone with a hair dryer. Klinger won't give up his hair dryer until he gets a section 8 which Frank won't sign. Hawkeye ends up with a golf bag as a boot.
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Operation Noselift.
January 19, 1974
Written by: Erik Tarloff
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Stuart Margolin
Plot: Hawkeye's old friend is called in to perform an unauthorized nosejob for an unlisted man. Margaret unfortunately falls victim to the womanising surgic octopus, and retires into the arms of ol' Trapper John.
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The Chosen People.
January 26, 1974
Written by: Laurence Marks, Sheldon Keller, and Larry Gelbart
Directed by: Jackie Cooper
Guest Stars: Pat Morita, Clare Nono, Dennis Robertson, Jay Jay Jue, Jerry Fujikawa
Plot: The locals spice up the otherwise dull life of the camp.
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As You Were.
February 2, 1974
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens
Plot: The 4077th gets a break from the wounded for several days. As every action has an equal and opposite reaction, the wounded soon pour back into the camp.
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Crisis.
February 9, 1974
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell, Alberta Jay
Plot: The 4077th supply lines are cut, leaving everyone to find ways to deal with the shortages.
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George.
February 16, 1974
Written by: John Regier and Gary Markowitz
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: Richard Ely, George Simmons
Plot: Frank tries to dishonorably discharge a decorated soldier who admits to being homosexual.
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Mail Call.
February 23, 1974
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Alan Alda
Guest Stars: Dennis Troy, Sheila Lauritsen
Plot: The arrival of mail makes Trapper depressed. He tries to desert the war despite Hawkeye's protests. Meanwhile, Hawkeye also tricks Frank into buying stocks in Pioneer Aviation- his made up company.
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A Smattering of Intelligence.
March 2, 1974
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Larry Gelbart
Guest Stars: Edward Winter, Bill Fletcher
Plot: The arrival of Colnel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency (which is another secret agency, which is another secret agency...) come to the camp to investigate each other and the rest of the 4077th. Trapper and Hawkeye trick them both into thinking that Frank is a traitor to his country; one thinks he's a facist, the other believes he's a communist.
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The General Flipped at Dawn.
September 10, 1974
Written by: Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum
Directed by: Larry Gelbart
Guest Stars: Harry Morgan, Lynnette Mettey, Theodore Wilson, Brad Trumbull, Dennis Erdman
Plot: In his performance that earned him the future role as Colnel Potter, Harry Morgan guests stars as the insane General Steele. Even the camp's section 8 Klinger thinks the General is nuts when he mistakes Klinger for his wife. He eventually does himself in with a song-along at a hearing. Morgan won an Emmy for his performance in this episode.
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Rainbow Bridge.
September 17, 1974
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Mako, Leland Sun, Bobbie Mitchell, Loudon Wainwright III
Plot: Trapper and Hawkeye pack to leave for Tokyo, but are interrupted by an offer by the Chinese to swap POW patients. Henry decides to send Trapper, Hawkeye, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into enemy territory to do the deal. Frank almost botches the swap when he brings a gun against the Chinese's request. All turns out well though, but the two supermen Trap and Hawk never make it to Tokyo.
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Officer of the Day.
September 24, 1974
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Edward Winter, Dennis Troy, Jeff Maxwell, Jerry Fujikawa, Tad Horino, Richard Lee Sung, Mitchell Sakamoto, Norman Hamano, Mary Katherine Peters, Tom Lawrence
Plot: Hawkeye is named officer of the day while Henry is in Seoul. Colonel Flagg reappears and confronts Hawkeye when he refuses to release a wounded Korean soldier.
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Iron Guts Kelly.
October 1, 1974
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Sid Dorfman
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: James Gregory, Keen Curtis, Bobbie Mitchell, Byron Chung, Alberto Jay, Jeff Maxwell, Dennis Troy
Plot: General Iron Guts Kelly dies in Margaret's quarters, leaving his aide to make it look like the general had gloriously died in battle.
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O.R.
October 8, 1974
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: Allan Arbus, Odessa Cleveland, Bobbie Mitchell, Bobby Herbeck, Orlando Dole, Jeanne Schulherr, Roy Goldman, Leland Sun
Plot: The Operating Room is over-filled with wounded soldiers. Dr.Sidney Freedman pays a visit to the 4077th during the mayhem.
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Springtime.
October 15, 1974
Written by: Linda Bloodworth and Mary Kay Place
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Alex Karras, Mary Kay Place, Greg Mabrey, Kelleye Nakahara, Gwen Farrell, Pat Stevens, Roy Goldman, Jeff Maxwell
Plot: Spring has sprung, and Klinger gets a letter from home saying that Leverne, his sweethart back in Toledo, is ready to marry him. Father Mulcahy performs the ceremony over short wave radio. The brides wore white. Meanwhile, a grateful patient attempts to pay Hawkeye back for saving his life.
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Check-Up.
October 22, 1974
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens, Jeff Maxwell
Plot: Trapper has a stomach ulcer which he believes is his ticket home. Unfortunately, new Army regulation forces him to stay in Korea and get treatment there.
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Life With Father.
October 29, 1974
Written by: Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Sachiko Penny Lee
Plot: Henry believes his wife Lorraine may be having an affair. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the son of a US soldier.
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Alcoholics Unanimous.
November 12, 1974
Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell
Directed by Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Bobbie Mitchell, William Christopher
Plot: Major Burns is once again in charge of the 4077th, and introduces prohibition. Trapper and Hawkeye nearly come to blows with the lack of alcohol in their friendship!
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There is Nothing Like a Nurse.
November 19, 1974
Written by Larry Gelbart
Directed by Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Loudon Wainwright III, Bobbie Mitchell, Molli Benson, Jeanne Schulherr, Leland Sun
Plot: The nurses of the 4077th are evacuated when the camp is threatened. All the remaining boys realise just what an difference the nurses make to their lives.
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Adam's Ribs.
November 26, 1974
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: Basil Hoffman, Joe Stern, Jeff Maxwell
Plot: Hawkeye starts a riot in the mess tent after several weeks of being served the same meal over and over. Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar work together to get spare ribs sent from Chicago to Korea. The ribs arrive at the same time as the wounded do.
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A Full Rich Day.
December 3, 1974
Written by: John D. Hess
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: William Watson, Sirri Murad, Curt Lowens, Michael Keller, Kelleye Nakahara
Plot: Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, and tells him of the unreal happenings at the 4077th recently. Among the insanities are a mad Turkish soldier who wants to go and kill more Chinese, and the loss of the body of a dead Luxembourg soldier who gets better in the end!
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Mad Dogs and Servicemen.
December 10, 1974
Written by: Linda Bloodworth and Mary Kay Place
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Michael O'Keefe, Shizuko Hoshi, Arthur Song, Jeff Maxwell, Bobbie Mitchell
Plot: Radar is bitten by a local dog, and the camp searches for the animal so Radar won't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations.
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Private Charles Lamb.
December 31, 1974
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Sid Dorfman
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Ted Eccles, Titos Vandis, Gene Chronopoulos
Plot: Radar tricks Henry into discharging a lamb which is supposed to be the main course for a Greek celebration at the 4077th. Trapper and Hawkeye save the day by making a Spam Lamb.
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Bombed. (A Classic in Tanya's opinion!)
January 7, 1975
Written by: Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Louisa Moritz,Edward Marshall
Plot: The bombing of the 4077th traps Margaret and Trapper in the supply tent together. Frank is eaten away with jealousy when he and Hawkeye discover the two of them creating 196 degrees!
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Bulletin Board.
January 14, 1975
Written by: Larry Gelbart
Directed by: Alan Alda
Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer, Patricia Stevens, Kelleye Nakahara
Plot: Henry gives the camp a sex lecture much to the delight of Trapper and Hawkeye. Further festivities include a cookout and a movie.
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The Consultant.
January 21, 1975
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Robert Klane
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars: Robert Alda, Joseph Maher, Tad Horino
Plot: Trapper and Hawkeye go to a medical conference. Dr. Borelli then visits the 4077th to perform an artery transplant, new to the camp doctors. Unfortunately, Borelli drinks too much to perform the operation and it is up to Hawkeye to do it.
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House Arrest.
February 4, 1975
Written by: Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Mary Wickes, Bobbie Mitchell, Jeff Maxwell, Dennis Troy, Kelleye Nakahara
Plot: Hawkeye is placed under house arrest after hitting Frank. Trapper and Hawkeye claim that Frank fell. A female colonel is sent to investigate Houlihan's nursing staff and flirts with Frank (god knows why!) She accuses him of rape when Margaret walks in on them in her tent. In the end Frank ends up under house arrest, while Hawkeye is set free.
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Aid Station.
February 11, 1975
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner
Directed by: William Jurgensen
Guest Stars: Tom Dever
Plot: Hawkeye, Margaret, and Klinger are sent to the aid station near the front line. They grow closer together after enduring horrific working conditions. Meanwhile, Trapper and Frank are left at the 4077th and spend the night with Radar and Henry who are worried about the three who've left.
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Love and Marriage.
February 18, 1975
Written by: Arthur Julian
Directed by: Lee Philips
Guest Stars: Soon-Tek Oh, Johnny Haymer, Dennis Dugan, Jerry Fujikawa, Pat Li, Bob Gruber, Jeanne Joe
Plot: Trapper and Hawkeye prevent an American soldier from marrying a Korean working girl who has tuberculosis. They also reunite a Korean soldier with his wife and new baby.
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Big Mac.
February 25, 1975
Written by: Laurence Marks
Directed by: Don Weis
Guest Stars: Graham Jarvis, Loudon Wainwright III, Bob Courtleigh, Jeanne Schulherr
Plot: The camp goes to great pains to prepare for a visit from General MacArthur. All the effort is in vain though, as the General's jeep drives through the camp and spends about 5 seconds in their presence. MacArthur does salute though!
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Payday.
March 4, 1975
Written by: John Regier and Gary Markowitz
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars: Jack Soo, Eldo Quick, Johnny Haymer, Mary Katherine Peters, Bobbie Mitchell, Jeff Maxwell, Leland Sun, George Holloway, George Simmons, Pat Marshall
Plot: It's payday and Hawkeye plays distributor. Frank buys two pearl necklaces- one real and one fake, for his wife and Margaret. Trapper finally wins a huge poker pot after stealing Hawkeye's watch. Unfortunately, all the money goes to the Army after Hawkeye donated $3000 that wasn't his to the orphanage.
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White Gold.
March 11, 1975
Written by: Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner
Directed by: Hy Averback
Guest Stars:Edward Winter, Hilly Hicks, Stafford Repp, Michael A. Salcido, Danil Thorpe
Plot: The 4077th is broken into for penicillin. Colonel Flagg then enters wanting penicillin for himself to use to barter for information. Flagg comes down with Trapper and Hawkeye induced appendicitis, and the only penicillin he ends up with gets injected in his butt.
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Abyssinia, Henry.
March 18, 1975
Written by: Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell
Directed by: Larry Gelbart
Guest Stars:Kimiko Hiroshige, Virginia Lee, Cherylene Lee, Ray Poss
Plot: Generally considered to be one of the greats of M*A*S*H viewing; Henry finally gets his discharge, leaving Frank in command of the 4077th. Henry bids a tearful farewell, and manages to get a kiss from Margaret. Klinger marks the occasion by wearing a rather bright outfit which Henry zipps up for him. In a shocking final scene, Radar walks into the OR and announces that Henry was killed when his plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.
Abyssinia Henry Blake.
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Welcome to Korea
September 12, 1975
Written by: Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell, and Larry Gelbart
Directed by: Gene Reynolds
Guest Stars:Robert A. Karnes, Arthur Song, Shirlee Kong
Plot: A rather sad episode for me at least! Hawkeye returns from R&R only to find out that Trapper has been sent stateside. Hawkeye and Radar go to Kimpo to see Trapper and meet his replacement, Captain BJ Hunnicut. Hawkeye misses Trapper by 10 minutes, but finds another great friend and surgeon in BJ. (1 Hour Show)
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